2007-03-14

Permalink 10:27:54, by yookao Email , 58 words, 17298 views   English (EU)
Categories: jayz0rz

Random-ness

i just wanted to say..... captain america beat the living stuff out of iron man =)
the rebellion was about to win! but cpt decided to surrender T_T nehoo iron man lying on the ground beaten was a GREAT moment imo -geekrant over

and cheers to demian on the 'eat it fatty!' i thought that was great =)


2006-06-22

Permalink 16:07:44, by yookao Email , 199 words, 10564 views   English (EU)
Categories: jayz0rz

mMmMmm ahhhh

sooo good - went to that new seafood/asian buffet at bridgepoint in foster city and i have to say i was impressed!! the food was *reaaaally* good and they had honey walnut pawns type o thing ( I LOVE THOSE ) cept they called it 'coconut prawns' i dunno i didn't really notice any coconuts. but they give you a lil ticket so each person can get one lobster thang. the deserts were so good too mmm went with family for fathers day (on tuesday since mom had to work monday) but it was great, hung out with my sis, mom, dad. overstuffed myself =( (Dam buffets!) so gotta work extra hard now lol

teh sucky - work has been so busy this week, our process for many things just suck. so messy! so many 'temporary' processes that have been in place for over a year! now i have to go through and bug people to get this ship in tight gear! it's too horrible dealing with these messy processes it's hard to find what alerts are real or what's going on and people just guess sometimes!! or 'clear them all and see what comes back' which is retarded imo!!! -_- nehoo needed rant


2006-06-15

Permalink 15:58:41, by yookao Email , 40 words, 13886 views   English (EU)
Categories: jayz0rz

Civil war!

arg noo spideyyyyy i'm so upset after reading the latest civil war! as dem says
"qatan: all u spidey freaks are wah wahing"

and since dem put up that iron man pic i just have to put this up =P


2006-04-24

Permalink 17:19:29, by yookao Email , 75 words, 12073 views   English (EU)
Categories: jayz0rz

0mg xfire

looks like xfire is being bought by Viacom for 102 mil. Geez so i believe xfire was created by none other than Thresh, the quake dude who won the ferrari, who also created FiringSquad (yes the link site below) which he sold a few years ago (dun remember how much) and then later started xfire...the gaming/chat software gah lucky guy, all from starting playing Quake =P

http://www.firingsquad.com/news/newsarticle.asp?searchid=9932


2006-01-26

Permalink 13:13:13, by yookao Email , 594 words, 11416 views   English (EU)
Categories: jayz0rz

Joke #2

In lieu of Demian's post about below email... i have one from awhile ago about the opposite...

Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).

Recently he upgraded Fiancee1.0 to Wife1.0, and it's a memory hogger! It has taken all his space; and Wife1.0 must be running before he can do anything. Although he didn't ask for them, Wife1.0 came with Plug-Ins such as MotherInLaw and BrotherInLaw. These too slow down the system and cause a slow drain on the resources and well-being of the computer.

Some features I'd like to see in the upcoming GirlFriend4.0:

1. A "Don't remind me again" button.

2. Minimize button.

3. Shutdown feature - An install shield feature so that Girlfriend4.0 can be completely uninstalled if so desired (so you don't lose cache and other objects).

I tried running Girlfriend 2.0 with Girlfriend 1.0 still installed; they tried using the same I/O port and conflicted. Then I tried to uninstall Girlfriend 1.0, but it didn't have an uninstall program. I tried to uninstall it by hand, but it put files in my system directory.

Another thing that sucks--in all versions of Girlfriend that I've used is that it is totally "object orientated" and only supports hardware with gold plated contacts.

Bug warning
Wife 1.0 has an undocumented bug. If you try to install Mistress 1.1 before uninstalling Wife 1.0, Wife 1.0 will delete MSMoney files before doing the uninstall itself. Then Mistress 1.1 will refuse to install, claiming insufficient resources.

Also:

Subject: Computer Program issues

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that
the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot
of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself
into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and
Racing 3.6 I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting
to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend
7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

Thanks,
A Troubled User. (KEEP READING)
______________________________ ________
REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it
is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING
SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also
impossible to delete Wife 1. 0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to
uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to
not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child
Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the
situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear"
to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because
ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the
system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high
maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0,
Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.
However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use
will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the
only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional
software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !
WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With
Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will
cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of luck,
Tech Support


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